The crypto for procrastinators.

"Invest today, regret it… eventually." The coin that can never fail — because it's never finished.

* Buying is instant. Selling can wait until tomorrow.

The concept

ProkrastiCoin is the ultimate cryptocurrency for everyone who excels at putting things off. The roadmap is legendary — but it'll be released tomorrow. Or next week. The dev team has massive, game-changing plans. Right now they're binging a series on the couch.

The absolute genius of it: since the project is never actually "finished," it can technically never fail.

Tokenomics

We put effort into this. Well, we thought about it.

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Smart Sell-Block

Every sell attempt, the contract asks: "Are you sure you don't want to do this tomorrow?"

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Couch Staking

Hold your coins on the couch long enough to forget you own them. Reward: a good feeling.

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Snooze Supply

Total supply revealed once we find the calculator. It's somewhere under the bed.

Roadmap

All dates are estimates. Very rough estimates.

Q1 — Tomorrow

Write the whitepaper (outline exists in our heads).

Q2 — Next week

Exchange listings. As soon as we reply to the emails.

Q3 — Soon

Mobile app. UI already sketched on a napkin.

Q4 — Eventually

DAO governance. You can postpone voting too.

∞ — Never

Finish the project. So it can't fail.

Invest today, regret it… eventually.

Join us. Or join tomorrow. Anytime works.